Rule 1. No flooding, hacking,
                  cracking, DoS attacking or any other type of obtrusive and/or
                  malicious activity which has and inhibitive or adverse effect
                  on the channel. No exceptions!
                    
Rule 2. No public harassing of other users (this
                      includes, but is not limited to: vulgar language aimed
                      at others for no other purpose but to annoy the living
                      daylights out of the user(s), screaming out inarticulate
                      things on the channel, overusing CAPS on the channel, racial/ethnical
                      slurs, and/or just being PLAIN ANNOYING TO OTHERS on the
                      channel, without a particular fitness or purpose).
                    Rule 3. No advertising of other channels.
                    Rule 4. No request for op status (OPs is assigned
                      by Admins, whenever they see it fit. Your duty is to find
                      out what 'fits' and enlighten us with the news).
                    Rule 5. Macedonian & English are the offical
                      languages of the channel. 
                    Rule 6. Bans are (usually) temporary in nature,
                      and are not be subverted/thwarted by offenders (take the
                      punishment you deserve, or be condemned for a long time). 
                    Rule 7. Clone bots are not allowed (multiple IRC
                      clients from a cafe doesn't constitute cloning). 
                    Rule 8. OPs/Admins are humans (they make mistakes
                      and can/will bend the rules if needed). 
                    Rule 9. No ANNOYING scripts allowed (use /remote
                      off to turn them off if you don't know how to uninstall
                      them). 
                    Rule 10. No vulgar nicks are to be present on the
                      channel (includes nicknames containing a fragment or the
                      whole of, but are not limited to: sh*t, pi*s, cu*t, fu*k,
                      coc**ucker, mothe**ucker or ti*s, or their Macedonian translations
                      and/or other 'inventive' vulgar phrases)
                    Furhter Explanation
                    
                    Why so many rules? 
    When #macedonia was founded in 1994 the channel only had around 12-20 regular
      users and rules were really not necessary. Nowadays, however, lamers come
      in waves, we have floodnet, wingates, spoofs, nukes etc.. all illegal(*)
      activities! We need some solid rules and guidelines to protect the Channel
      and users alike. 
                    (*) Illegal in many countries. Such activities are enough
                      to get you K-Lined from the Undernet. 
                    C'mon! Why can't I say f*ck in the channel? 
    C'mon, why do you need to say a word of such vulgarity in the channel? Swearing
      is still not an internationally approved tool. Would you go to your grandparents
      and swear to them? If your answer is "yes" you really do have
      serious problems. 
                    I didn't meant to text flood, why am I banned? 
    A text flood ban is usually rather temporary :) Just to prevent the user
      from using an auto-re-join script. 
                    I like my nick, "SexToy" and I am not going
                        to change it! 
    You do deserve one and only one warning. After that I am not sure what some
    ops will do. ("Fine, you can use your nick. Please go and use it elsewhere.") 
                    I have been here for 6 months and I am not op yet!! 
    #macedonia tends to select the ops carefully and with discrete voting schemes.
      Continuously asking for ops will usually only make it worst, be patient
      :) if you are really good, you will be invited. 
                    I am just conversing in my own language and I am kicked,
                        wtf?? 
    This is, after all, #macedonia. Many users come into the channel asking for
    Albanian, Turkish, Greek, etc etc etc. It's not that we don't permit other
    languages, but we do moderate them.... sometimes some ops ask "nick1
    and nick2 please try to converse in English or Macedonian here." If
    nick1 and nick2 react rudely or violently, they do deserve to be kicked. 
                    I am banned from #macedonia and I didn't do anything 
    It could be a site ban, or a virus ban.
                    I am kicked/banned for no reason! Why?! 
    Could u have brought in a clone? Might u have angered someone in /msg? If
      you really need to justify this, you can contact us by joining our forum .
      
                    How to apply to be an op? 
    You don't "apply" to be one :) Chat a lot in #macedonia, become
    a regular user and learn to pay attention to our rules. Like I said earlier,
    if you are really good, you will be invited. If you show plenty of enthusiasm
    for the channel, you will be noticed, and may be asked if you would like
    to beecome an op. Unfortunately, of course, "Anyone who wants to govern
    is not fit to govern." (paraphrased from Richard Feynman).